For the record, I don’t want to overthrow democracy. I want to leverage the power of preferential voting to undermine the Liberal, National, Labor and Green uniparty corruption currently masquerading as democracy, and I want you to help me do that - in the most democratic, law-abiding and peaceful way possible.

I also explain why this is so important.

Let’s start with what we know. We all know for certain who the pry mincer of Australia will be, this time next week: A total dud - guaranteed. That’s a done deal. Nothing we can do to change that.

With this in mind, it’s easy to head off to the polls over the next few days thinking there’s no point, because you’re just choosing heads or tails on the same corrupt Uniparty coin.

But - whichever dud PM we actually get - this election is your opportunity to send them a one-fingered message of no confidence and take away just a bit of that smug, holier than thou political sanctimony.

So, don’t waste your vote, dude. Here's how (and why) to send the Uniparty a barbed-wire enema wrapped in your ballot paper instead, metaphorically.