This is the brutal Fairytale of New York parody that captures the mood of the nation in December 2025. While Whitehall enjoys the champagne and "free gear," the rest of the UK is living through a nightmare.
They can ignore the voters, but they can't silence the music. Listen to the track that exposes the hypocrisy of the Winter Fuel cuts, the Lord Alli scandal, and the reality on our streets.
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🎵 TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Christmas in Whitehall (The Freebies)
0:35 - The Veteran on the Floor
1:07 - The "Diversity" Cover-Up
1:42 - Two Tier Keir
2:36 - The Winter Fuel Betrayal
3:20 - The People Are Rising
LYRICS:
[Verse 1 – Male Vocal]
It was Christmas in Whitehall,
Lord Alli had just dropped in,
With a sack full of gifts
And cash in a tin.
He gave Keir a Rolex,
Gave Vikki some knickers,
Then lit up a Cuban
Raised a glass to his arse lickers.

[Verse 2 – Male Vocal]
Down the road from their feasting,
By a boarded-up door,
A soldier lay shaking
On a piss-soaked floor.
He fought for this country,
He gave them his all,
Now he begs for his dinner,
’Cause his country let him fall.

[Verse 3 – Female Vocal]
She was twelve when it started,
No one heard her cries,
They labelled her “troubled”
And said she told lies.
In the name of diversity
They looked the other way,
While monsters kept hunting
Their prey every day.

[Verse 4 – Male Vocal]
Claimed you were different,
Said you’d fight for the poor,
But you kissed every ring
To walk through Number Ten’s door.
You once marched for the miners,
Now you side with the whiners,
you serve foreign masters,
And bow to those bastards.

[Pre-Chorus – Both (Building)]
The old folk are dying,
While you keep on lying,
And our cash is given out
to the chosen few.

[Chorus]
You’re a liar, you're a bore,
You’re a globalist whore.
You robbed all our grannies
And left them to freeze.
You’re a joke, you’re a tool,
You're an embarrassing fool —
Merry Christmas, you wanker,
Now get out the way.

[Pre-Chorus – Both (Building)]
The old folk are dying,
Still you keep lying,
And our cash is given out
to the chosen few.

[Verse 5]
You lied to our faces,
Said we'd have a say,
But they spit on our flag
And curse Christmas Day.
You sold out the nation,
Then called us all thugs,
Whilst the boats keep on coming —
Don’t take us for mugs.

[Outro]
The people are rising,
As your party is dying,
And the bells will ring out —
We’re coming for you.

yea we're coming for you

yea we're coming for you


LEGAL & DISCLAIMER:
This video is a work of political satire and parody. It is an artistic expression protected under UK law and YouTube's Fair Use policy regarding criticism and commentary. It reflects the artist's opinion on current political events.
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