Donald Trump was back in the Oval Office, and somehow a question about Rep. Jasmine Crockett turned into a history lesson on Davy Crockett, an unsolicited IQ test, and a quick detour through Somalia, Ilhan Omar, ICE raids, and “communist” New York City politics.

In classic Trump fashion, he branded Crockett a “low IQ person” — a favorite insult he’s recycled more times than campaign merch — while questioning how she ever made it to Congress. He even claimed he once suggested Somalia “take back” Rep. Omar… only to be told “no thanks.”

Meanwhile, instead of discussing policy, Trump wandered through grievances about Harvard, Bill de Blasio, and the supposed leftist apocalypse awaiting New York.

This clip is less a press conference and more a one-man roast, reality show, and stand-up routine rolled into one — with Congress members, immigrants, and entire cities on the receiving end.